Divorce Quote by Shubham Joshi

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

“She also said you were almost out of condoms and should pick up some more. And to not forget her special cream for her…

— Eve Langlais

“The condom broke!”

— Carey Anderson

“didn’t use a condom,” he says with genuine regret in his eyes. “I’m sorry, I got so carried away. You’re on birth control, right?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one…

— Bret Easton Ellis

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“After slipping the condom on, he rolled on top of her, shoved her hair out of her face and held it while he got…

— Adrienne Giordano

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from just listening…

— Christine Zolendz

“He grinned like a proud male and moved closer. “It was good.” “Are you asking or telling?” “I know it was good.” She’d just…

— Susan Mallery

“Her eyes teared up. “Condoms aren’t one hundred percent effective.” “Birth control is,” I shot back.”

— Abbi Glines