Divorce Quote by Jarod Kintz

She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, You want me to wear a condom!¨

— Shubham Joshi

“The condom broke!”

— Carey Anderson

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“We did something incredibly stupid today." "I know. We should never had had sex without that darn condom." "What?!”

— LA Knight

“didn’t use a condom,” he says with genuine regret in his eyes. “I’m sorry, I got so carried away. You’re on birth control, right?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Her eyes teared up. “Condoms aren’t one hundred percent effective.” “Birth control is,” I shot back.”

— Abbi Glines

“Always use condom sense!”

— TayloR Puck M.S. M.Ed. Ph.D. c

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from just listening…

— Christine Zolendz

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
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— Jarod Kintz