“Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives. — Jake LaMotta Copy Share Image
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife is from Jamaica. My ex-wife. My stepchildren - and then there's my son. So, it's a biracial family. — Larry Harvey Copy Share Image
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. — Ronald Perelman Copy Share Image
I just want to bend fire. You know, it'd be cool to throw some fire to a couple of old agents, the… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if you’re trying to measure… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My mother caught my ex-wife and sister's husband red handed, in compromising situations many times. — Raj Kundra Copy Share Image
Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. — Don Frye Copy Share Image
She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle… — Evel Knievel Copy Share Image
Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad… — Jane Wyman Copy Share Image
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“In the words of Richard Driehaus, "The stock market is like a woman. You observe her. You respond to her. And you… — Gary Antonacci Copy Share Image
There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to attract a potential life partner. Yes indeed, and it’s how I met my ex wife. And… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state.… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You can turn a hoe into a housewife, but down the road, she will become your ex-wife. — CBear Copy Share Image
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon… — James Woods Copy Share Image
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your ex is moving on with their life, and whether you want to or not you have to move on with your… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our sexual problems, and she's sitting in the front row smiling. I just go, "Mom, you can't sit in the front row, you can't smile. You have to go way in the back and dress in black. If…” quote by John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c3c/john-leguizamo-3025_black_my-mom-comes-to-see-my-shows-because-she_1768746.jpg)
