An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. — Ursula Parrott Copy Share Image
I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
My parents, my teachers, my friends, my ex-wife-everybody held up a mirror and I accepted the image that came back. Well, it… — Richard Moran Copy Share Image
The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state.… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
At first I had to hate the guy you dumped me for. Now I want to buy him a drink and say… — Bill Steinhour Copy Share Image
“Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell and I are teaming up again on a film called Daddy's Home. In the movie I play a Special-Ops soldier… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'm a man with seven kids. My oldest is 12 with the youngest at the age of (5) I had a on… — Author Name Copy Share Image
When you gotta go out and make a movie to pay for the kid's private school and for the three ex-wives, don't… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant… — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that… — Ryan O'Neal Copy Share Image
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
