“ I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife? — Ian McShane Copy Share Image
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
“She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea.” — Dee Burks Copy Share Image
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant… — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that… — Ryan O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
And it soon became obvious to me that I had to process and keep my relationship with my ex-wife separate from that… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
