If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At first I had to hate the guy you dumped me for. Now I want to buy him a drink and say… — Bill Steinhour Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask… — Dirk Benedict Copy Share Image
Hurricane Sandy is a lot like my ex-wife, wet and loud when she comes and when she leaves she'll take the house… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like… — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman Copy Share Image
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. — Ursula Parrott Copy Share Image
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much… — Oliviero Toscani Copy Share Image
I've always been a person who tries to build bridges and not walls. Whether it's my ex-wife and my step-son, or my… — Chad Coleman Copy Share Image
My parents, my teachers, my friends, my ex-wife-everybody held up a mirror and I accepted the image that came back. Well, it… — Richard Moran Copy Share Image
My father's very public life as Famous Amos was the opposite of that of his ex-wife, my mother Shirley, who was fighting… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at… — Gabriel Byrne Copy Share Image
Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is something about my aura or essence, or whatever, that draws the ex-wife characters to me. I don't seek them out,… — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
“His ex-wife dumped him and the kids." Sophia's gaze lifted from the wine she held, met his. "Dumped?" "Yeah, decided there was… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“And of course Brian was far more upset about separation from those two blond moppets than about leaving Louise. There shouldn't be… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle…It’s completely elegant, bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to… — Justin Hammer Copy Share Image
“Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But that’s how nostalgia works, right? We… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look… — Cathy Crimmins Copy Share Image
He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun,… — John Green Copy Share Image
I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
For me, my films are not like my children. They are like my ex-wife. They gave me so much; I gave them… — Alfonso Cuaron Copy Share Image
You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Whenever I get a job that's somewhere around America, I fly over my ex-wife and daughter and hang out with them. — Ben Eine Copy Share Image
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“ I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife? — Ian McShane Copy Share Image
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
“She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea.” — Dee Burks Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant… — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
