I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask… — Dirk Benedict Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman Copy Share Image
There is something about my aura or essence, or whatever, that draws the ex-wife characters to me. I don't seek them out,… — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
I've always been a person who tries to build bridges and not walls. Whether it's my ex-wife and my step-son, or my… — Chad Coleman Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad… — Jane Wyman Copy Share Image
“Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But that’s how nostalgia works, right? We… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to attract a potential life partner. Yes indeed, and it’s how I met my ex wife. And… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle… — Evel Knievel Copy Share Image
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look… — Cathy Crimmins Copy Share Image
Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. — Don Frye Copy Share Image
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke Copy Share Image
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