Humor Quote by Justin Hammer

“the engine loses life, the ride is now over, please exit to your left and pick up all of your belongings, have a nice…

— Emily Curtis

“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Why do you always refer to vehicles as she? Because they can be temperamental and expensive and sometimes difficult to start, but every man…

— Beverly Long

“Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit.”

— Billy Connolly

“It isn’t married-people lovemaking that follows. We have fumbling, groping, backseat-of-the-car, unprotected-because-who-gives-a-fuck, protons-smashing-together sex.”

— Blake Crouch

“Longevity-and sanity. Eccentric old ladies on Harleys I can deal with.”

— Alison Larkin

“I fantasize about my own mini-van on a daily basis, complete with automatic sliding doors,”

— Robin O'Bryant

“There's something infinitely fascinating or fatal about a woman behind the wheel.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“I hung a picture of him above my bed and learned by hand the internal workings of the female combustion engine.”

— Shannon Celebi

“Marriage is a bike, not a unicycle”

— Shon Hyneman

“Always these arrangements! Always one's life arranged for one! Wheels that worked one and drove one, and over which one had no real control!”

— D.H. Lawrence

“But I’ve finally recognized my body for what it is: a personality delivery system, designed expressly to carry my character from place to place,…

— Anna Quindlen