“I just didn’t realize B.C. (Before Children) how much work it takes to maintain some sort of order in your house.” — Robin O'Bryant Children Copy Share Image
“I fantasize about my own mini-van on a daily basis, complete with automatic sliding doors,” — Robin O'Bryant Fantasize Copy Share Image
“Zeb. Married. Texas. Auburn. Aubrey. Savannah. Emma. Charleston. Sadie.” — Robin O'Bryant Married Copy Share Image
“I was stuck on the toilet as my four-year-old and two-year-old had free reign of the house.” — Robin O'Bryant House Copy Share Image
“Secondly, your baby is not going to be pink or clean. Not at first anyway. Your child is going to look like… — Robin O'Bryant Baby Copy Share Image
“(And while I’m on the subject, why don’t those folks at Crayola either add some vitamins and minerals to their product, or… — Robin O'Bryant Kids love Copy Share Image
“First off, I would like to say that anyone who is skinny and pregnant does not deserve an epidural;” — Robin O'Bryant Skinny Copy Share Image
“You say,“Lazy parenting.” I say, “Priorities, priorities, priorities.” — Robin O'Bryant Parenting Copy Share Image
“(Quick soapbox moment here for you “animal people” — having a pet, even a dog, is not the same as having children.… — Robin O'Bryant Animal Copy Share Image
