Quote by Robin O'Bryant

“You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go back and…

— Justin Halpern

“When I was four years old, I kept telling my mother that the little boy in our house was stealing things.”

— Jodi Picoult

“I go to the bathroom. All my life I have been an orphan and an only child. Now I come from a big noisy…

— Jeanette Winterson

“The house seemed to have all the comforts of little Children, dirt and litter.”

— Jane Austen

“Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He…

— Charles Bukowski

“They had no children. They spent money on the house, and for five years it went through an elaborate series of new looks each…

— Niall Williams

“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the…

— Kelby Losack

“I fucked your daughter. Go ahead and fix my goddamned house.”

— Erika Swyler

“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books. But you…

— Beth Labonte

“Sometimes I wonder how such beautiful kids can really be mine. Then my 4-year-old opens a door and runs into the door frame. Then…

— James Breakwell

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan