“Secondly, your baby is not going to be pink or clean. Not at first anyway. Your child is going to look like she went to Paula Deen’s house, was confused with the Thanksgiving turkey and got basted with butter.” — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“Zeb. Married. Texas. Auburn. Aubrey. Savannah. Emma. Charleston. Sadie.” — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“(And while I’m on the subject, why don’t those folks at Crayola either add some vitamins and minerals to their product, or make them… — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“I fantasize about my own mini-van on a daily basis, complete with automatic sliding doors,” — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“I just didn’t realize B.C. (Before Children) how much work it takes to maintain some sort of order in your house.” — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“I was stuck on the toilet as my four-year-old and two-year-old had free reign of the house.” — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“Secondly, your baby is not going to be pink or clean. Not at first anyway. Your child is going to look like she went… — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“(Quick soapbox moment here for you “animal people” — having a pet, even a dog, is not the same as having children. Case in… — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“First off, I would like to say that anyone who is skinny and pregnant does not deserve an epidural;” — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
“You say,“Lazy parenting.” I say, “Priorities, priorities, priorities.” — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
