“Do get a copy of this book you can keep. If you use it right, it’ll be covered in dirt and blood… — James Breakwell Apocalypse Copy Share Image
“My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth 0 times and… — James Breakwell Birth Copy Share Image
“Reach for the stars. Really stretch. They're still billions of miles away. Just like your dreams.” — James Breakwell Astronomy Copy Share Image
“I'm not a quitter. I'm a never-starter. There's a difference.” — James Breakwell Difference Copy Share Image
“Since zombies are slower than humans, your family should be able to calmly turn around and walk away from danger. That’s the… — James Breakwell Family Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wonder how such beautiful kids can really be mine. Then my 4-year-old opens a door and runs into the door… — James Breakwell Opens Door Copy Share Image
“I've never been thrown out of a bar, but I got kicked out of a tea party for slurping my imaginary tea.” — James Breakwell Tea Copy Share Image
“My 3-year-old called her eyebrows "eye mustaches". I was going to correct her, but instead I upgraded my vocabulary.” — James Breakwell Hair Copy Share Image
