““Since zombies are slower than humans, your family should be able to calmly turn around and walk away from danger. That’s the theory. In practice, executing even the simplest maneuver with kids is virtually impossible. They naturally do the opposite of what you tell them, unless they anticipated you’d use reverse psychology. Then they do the opposite of whatever you said. If you understood those sentences at all, you’ve already spent too much time with your children.””
![“If you forbid [children] from doing what is natural , they will seek it out later in ways that are unnatural and perverse.” quote by Debra Ollivier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6a5/debra-ollivier-39243_children_if-you-forbid-children-from-doing-what-i_1674615.jpg)
