Bike Quote by Shon Hyneman Download Open image ““Marriage is a bike, not a unicycle”” — Shon Hyneman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bike Marriage Unicycle
“Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit.” — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one wheel. Now I’m one unicycle away from the bicycle… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“It isn’t married-people lovemaking that follows. We have fumbling, groping, backseat-of-the-car, unprotected-because-who-gives-a-fuck, protons-smashing-together sex.” — Blake Crouch Copy Share Image
“Makes sense," Cal said. "A bike needs to be taken care of just like a woman. Treat her right and she'll bring you happiness… — Shawn Kirsten Maravel Copy Share Image
“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy a bicycle.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world.… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
“Marriage is always a hopeless idiocy for a woman who has enough of her own to live upon.” — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Marriage is deep. Don't marry someone shallow, it will cause both of you to drown” — Shon Hyneman Copy Share Image
Most of the time, I get around perfectly well on my bike and public transportation, even in spite of the Bay Area's almost comically… — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel...the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood. — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
It is not like studying German, where you mull along, in a groping, uncertain way, for thirty years; and at last, just as you… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Some pundits have proposed that the aliens have come here to breed with us. Apparently, too much bike riding or something similar has rendered… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
However, I met with a horrible accident while riding my bike in Sangla Valley. The accident was a wakeup call for me stop getting… — Abhinav Shukla Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Her life was like running on a treadmill or riding on a stationary bike; it was aerobic, it was healthy, but she wasn't going… — Julia Phillips Copy Share Image
