Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I don’t need any plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.”

— Courtney Love

“It’s not like I woke up one morning, cracked my knuckles and thought, All right, time to pick a sexuality.”

— Zach Wahls

“What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems .”

— P.C. Cast

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Brrrrrr. Like a lady had handed me a pickle jar that I simply couldn't open, and I wasn't a man anymore.”

— Tommy Walker

“I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went for a walk on my unicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-free virgin?”

— Isabelle Rowan

“My hand is whole, unblemished. It’s still attached to my arm. It feels contaminated, though, and I have the strongest urge to wash my…

— Julie Anne Peters

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How could any woman's skin be so soft? It was as if the world had never touched her.”

— Meredith Duran

“Did we ever find out for sure about the possible forked penis?”

— Rachel Vincent

“It's not every day a guy, or even a Sheer, gets bitten by his own hand. At least I hoped it wasn't.”

— Kami Garcia