Old saying Quote by P.C. Cast Download Open image ““What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems .”” — P.C. Cast ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Old saying
“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won't go anywhere until you change it.” — Winston Brown Copy Share Image
“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t even try to pick it up. Ah, but that’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That’s the thing. You think you’ve got balls, but when it comes down to it, you find out you’d do anything to save yourself.” — Kirsty Eagar Copy Share Image
“If they strain me up tight, why, let 'em look out! I can't bear it, and I won't.” — Anna Sewell Copy Share Image
“You wouldn’t know the truth if it crawled up your ass and bit you on the balls.” Oh yeah, I could get used to… — Pippa DaCosta Copy Share Image
“Why do people say to grow a pair of balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. They should say grow a vagina, those things can… — Sophie Monroe Copy Share Image
“zoey: Holy crap, Aphrodite! Could you not sneak up and scare me? Aphrodite: No one was sneaking and holy crap is that a curse? Cause if it is i'm afraid i'm going to have to wake up the potty mouth police and have them make an arrest. So Stark's not dead yet. Zoey:Gosh, thanks for the update. You just made… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“I always thought you had you a bad case of head-up-your-ass-itis. -Kramisha” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“You asked what you’d done to displease me and I told you: you’re breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?' "For the gazillionth time, no. You look fine.' Shit. I knew it.… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“Adam's gaze quickly shifted from the full tattoo on my face, to the V-neck of my T-shirt and the glimpse of tattooing across my collarbone, down to my palm, which was also covered in the same filigree tattoo. "I didn't know vampyres were getting additional tattooing done. Is your artist here in Tulsa?" I grinned. "Yeah, sometimes. But mostly she's… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
The old saying is true: If you have only the Word, you dry up. If you have only the Spirit, you blow up. But… — Jim Cymbala Copy Share Image
“Go ahead. Ask me who the father is.” He only smiled. “Do I look that stupid to you?” She pushed back her short hair with a sigh. “He doesn’t know, and you’re not to tell him. In English, Apache or Lakota,” she emphasized, covering all her bases. He nodded. “What are you going to do?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,”… — Diana Palmer Copy Share
“There's the old saying "I felt bad because I didn't have a pair of shoes until I met a man who didn't have any… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever compare a girl to a bulldog. You may see the side you don't want to. Now if you compare her to a rose thats a different story. The girl will love you as much as you want her to especially if you get her what she loves most. That old saying Actions speak louder than words, well the… — Savannah Whalen Copy Share
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
There is an old saying which, from its truth, has become proverbial, that friendships should be immortal, enmities mortal. — Livy Copy Share
My name is Nwori Joshua and I am the world's most sorrowful young man on earth and the world's biggest Jerk. I sought for words that could best describe this influx of emotions that overwhelmed me while I wrote and they all seemed to elude me,may I ask you for some? life took away from me my comfort, my happiness,… — Nwori Joshua Copy Share
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children… — Homer Simpson Copy Share
“Echoing right-wing racist rhetoric, liberal organizations routinely smear "illegitimate," nonpacifist resistance as senseless and the work of irrational "thugs." And yet it is precisely… — Tipu's Tiger Copy Share Image
“You know the old saying: 'one riot, one Ranger.'" The saying stemmed from a legendary event in the past. A minor fief had risen up against their cruel and avaricious lord, with hundreds of people surrounding his mano house, threatening to burn it to the ground. The panicked nobleman's message for help was answered by the arrival of a single… — John Flanagan Copy Share
I mean come on. Do you know how easy it is to be famous these days? Do you have any idea? The web has made it plausible to have your very own platform to stand and spew nonsense from on an hourly basis. There's an old saying: when everyone is special, no one will be. These days, everybody thinks they're… — Corey Taylor Copy Share
Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
