Quote by Jill Shalvis Download Open image ““If it has tires or testicles, it’s gonna give you trouble.”” — Jill Shalvis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems .” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
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“when life decides to kick you in the balls, it sometimes wears metal cleats.” — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won't go anywhere until you change it.” — Winston Brown Copy Share Image
“I'll go," he said. "And that's safer because?" "I'm a guy." "Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“The bottom of my foot smashed both of his testicles to paste, and I could feel them pop even through the shock of his… — Robert J. Crane Copy Share Image
“Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you're in the driver's seat.” — Reece Butler Copy Share Image
“But dammit, she was tired. Tired of doing what was expected, tired of feeling like she was missing something.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“And not that I don't love those words, but what were you wrong about?" "Walking away from you." She stepped into him. "I'm done… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“This put her in the possession of two guns. I Love Lucy does Criminal Minds.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“The kiss had been shockingly... wow. Which had led to one thing or another, and some more wow, along with a good dash of… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Where did that flashlight come from?" Chloe asked. "My purse." Chloe looked at Tara. "She carries a flashlight in her purse." "For emergencies," Maddie… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“So what do you think I should do for myself then?" "Whatever feels right." She stared at him for the longest beat, and then… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“With a smug smirk, he kissed her again, then slid into her. Pleasure flooded her, so intense it arched her back and had her… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“She was like a drug. The most addicting kind, and he had a problem—he was pretty sure that she was developing feelings for him.… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
