Troll Quote by Nicholas Eames

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

— Dane Cook

Daily, I visualize the smart-ass troll who lives deep in my subconscious, and I pelt him with rainbows and unicorns. I fight a battle…

— Julie Plec

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money…

— Jon Cryer

When I retweet a troll, I'm not thinking of the troll, I'm thinking of the audience: how can I make them laugh with me,…

— David Baddiel

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a…

— Frank Zappa

Luckily my fans are so lovely and I haven't really had to - what's the phrase? - "Clap back at the trolls?" Every now…

— Danielle Brooks

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

— Anonymous

I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given…

— Terry Pratchett

I never troll for material. It simply presents itself, and is always unmistakable. This is why I want to roll my eyes when people…

— Dani Shapiro

“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed at the…

— Katelin LaMontagne

“...little children adore me - I'm a Troll Tamer and they know it!...”

— John Geddes

Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing,…

— Shel Silverstein