Jon Cryer

I've been mistaken for a lot of people. Often for Matthew Broderick. I tell people not to feel bad. One of my…

— Jon Cryer

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time…

— Jon Cryer

I believe when they decided to bring in another actor it saved Charlie's life. It must've been a huge wake-up call for…

— Jon Cryer

I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.

— Jon Cryer

The right thing will happen at the right time.

— Jon Cryer

When you consider the sheer number of awards that they give out in this town, they should just give you one at…

— Jon Cryer

You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work,…

— Jon Cryer

When you fight with your wife, just remember, you're both right.

— Jon Cryer

I've always done whatever I felt like, even if it was really inadvisable.

— Jon Cryer

We see each other socially occasionally. When he was going through the first parts of his divorce we'd commiserate a lot, but…

— Jon Cryer

When I was young, I loved seeing shows with kids on them. I remember seeing The Brady Bunch and thinking, You know,…

— Jon Cryer

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that…

— Jon Cryer

My nervous breakdown last season, when I was bemoaning the fact that I'll never have time to read all the great books…

— Jon Cryer

Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.

— Jon Cryer

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.

— Jon Cryer

I think people don't realize it's as naughty as it is. People think, 'Oh, it's just a family show, it's got a…

— Jon Cryer

He's a very instinctive actor and I think he's enjoying just being a part of the learning. In the first season, he…

— Jon Cryer

I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy…

— Jon Cryer

On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this…

— Jon Cryer

I'd make him a better dresser. That's not our costume designers fault, she could dress me fantastically. But that's not Alan. But…

— Jon Cryer

Charlie is a very functional guy. He always nailed his takes, often in less time than everybody else. He was prepared, and…

— Jon Cryer

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

— Jon Cryer

I haven't in a long time. But I've been known to. It's nice to know what's going on out there.

— Jon Cryer

“(How long were you waiting for me to talk about him—be honest?) We’d”

— Jon Cryer

We had this weird migration all of a sudden in season three, when all the parents told their kids, 'Hey, you know…

— Jon Cryer