Parenting Quote by Jon Cryer

“I used to teach at an abused children's home. I told the kids, "You all have a manure pile of memories. Nothing you can…

— Rebecca O'Donnell

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what…

— Roseanne Barr

I've always told my kids to have fun.

— Archie Manning

The doctors told me I could never have kids, but God blessed me anyway.

— Tionne Watkins

When you tell your kids they can be anything, you've got to be careful. I told my kids that, and I ended up with…

— Chris Gardner

I think that, I'm sure there are gonna be some teachers who are very entrenched in the system, who are going to buy in…

— Morgan Spurlock

I never told my kids, 'You've got to work hard.' I just worked hard, and they followed my example.

— Maye Musk

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

— Scott Adams

My mother had always told her kids: if you're about to do something, and you want to know if it's a bad idea, imagine…

— Gillian Flynn

I told the kids the house is going to be our Christmas. We didn't want them to think Christmas is just about gifts you're…

— Jim Bob Duggar

“Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the name, and…

— Lacey Weatherford

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

— Rodney Dangerfield

I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to sleep until our show was…

— Milton Berle

My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I told my kids when they were little, 'Look, kids, your mother and I are screwing you up somehow. We don't understand how, or…

— Pat Conroy