Humor Quote by Gemma Halliday

“It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.”

— Katie McGarry

“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down his throat?”

— Katee Robert

“If it’s dangerous, then you go first. If it’s pleasurable, then I’ll be brave and lead the charge.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll…

— Nenia Campbell

“You have bigger balls than some men I know.”

— Carolyn Arnold

“You might not have a dick, but you have balls.”

— Emmy Curtis

“I have balls too. Mine are 3 feet up and multifunctional!”

— Sassy Sipe

“Because you've got balls of steel.' I hated when people said that, like it assumed strength and being a male were synonymous. There was…

— Cora Carmack

“Men did not need to have balls to have balls.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“As the crapulent major said, A man doesn’t need balls in this country, Captain. The women all have their own.”

— Viet Thanh Nguyen

“I'm just playing it safe. I'm staying as far away from the edge as possible, so I don't go plummeting off with a guy…

— Tracy Lane

“Sometimes, to have fun, you've got to be willing to take a chance - and even be frightened!”

— Mani S. Sivasubramanian