Humor Quote by Gemma Halliday Download Open image ““That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!”” — Gemma Halliday ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humour Money
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“ "Now you two spindly Earthmen are going to have the best meal of your lives! Broiled dinosaur on real Venusian black bread!” — Carey Rockwell Copy Share Image
“And he’d grown as a cactus grows, bitter and prickly and tough enough to survive what came his way.” — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed like a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“At the market I ate a piece of a grilled monkey—it looked like a naked child.” — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
“The guy walks around with a banana in his ear. And people are like, ‘Why do you have a banana in your ear?’ He… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how “presidential” the four-hundred-pound gorilla looked sitting… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
“No matter how politely one says it, we owe our existence to the farts of blue-green algae.” — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
“Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“If my tiny studio apartment in Santa Monica were, heaven forbid, to go up in a blazing inferno, the one thing I would rush… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“The first thing I did was run. Okay, actually the first thing I did was scream, lose my balance, flail my arms in the… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Ramirez and I wanted to spend our first Christmas Eve together with just a nice, romantic, quiet evening at home.” “I never promised to… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“So, really, this was all Ramirez's fault. (What can I say? Twelve years of Catholic school had taught me how to reassign guilt with… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to capture your… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Holy effing crap, that sucks!" I turned to her. "Effing?" Sam shrugged. "What?" "We're censoring now?" "Kyle says I have a mouth like a… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw on the… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Tell you what," I said. "I'll learn to cook when you learn to scrub toilets.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Do you ever tell the truth?" "Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“My philosophy: if the heels are high enough, everyone looks like they have runner's calves, right?” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
