Quote by Gemma Halliday Download Open image ““Tell you what," I said. "I'll learn to cook when you learn to scrub toilets.”” — Gemma Halliday ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
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“Holy effing crap, that sucks!" I turned to her. "Effing?" Sam shrugged. "What?" "We're censoring now?" "Kyle says I have a mouth like a… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw on the… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Do you ever tell the truth?" "Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
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