Humor Quote by Jill Shalvis

“The one luxury that I'll never give up is men.”

— Carolyn Roehme

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“I’ve made myself as vulnerable as a man can make himself to a woman. It’s the same as if I just handed you a…

— Maya Banks

“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.”

— Larry Kramer

“Gentlemen are a dying breed. Do your part to help out by supporting them sexually.”

— Alessandra Torre

“As I write this, I live in a household with a husband, three sons, a male dog, and a male cat. I am the…

— Kristin van Ogtrop

“Having a man this good looking begging me for sex was the best therapy I could ask for.”

— Lucy Robinson

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.”

— Rosanna Leo

“You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.”

— Abraham Lincoln Artman Himmelwright

“Sex makes monkeys out of all of us. If you don’t give in to it, you wind up a cold, unfeeling bastard. If you…

— Rita Mae Brown