Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Dean opened the glove compartment and took out a package of condoms. “You keep condoms in there?” I asked. “It is called the glove… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom under my… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers… — Robin Bielman Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
