Stole Quote by Jarod Kintz

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy a bicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one wheel. Now I’m one unicycle away from the bicycle…

— Jarod Kintz

“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string and I'll…

— Brent Crawford

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a treadmill. Walk on me and leave me…

— Jarod Kintz

“Beware the dark stranger! He rides a unicycle!”

— Stephen King

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.”

— Jarod Kintz

I’m gonna whup whoever stole my bike!

— Muhammad Ali

“Marriage is a bike, not a unicycle”

— Shon Hyneman

“That was not like riding a bike, you asshole!”

— Alexandra Bracken

“My destination is only 50 miles away, all I have is a bike with a broken wheel.”

— Britany Lopez

“I wasn't very good at the bike thing. Really, it was just dangerous to trust two skinny little wheels and spindly brakes with the…

— Kathryn Smith

“I WiLL Do WhatEveR iN mY bIKe , B'cAuzE ThEre iZ nO ReAsOn ! ! !”

— Raghul Sa