Why go out and be a third wheel when yuo can stay home and be a unicycle? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a unicycle on my forehead.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I do own a unicycle, which I use for workout purposes as opposed to doing tricks. — Jay Duplass Copy Share Image
“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down…this should be every boy's dream! — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t even try to pick it up. Ah,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like the bicycle kick, only it requires more balance and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
