Dark Quote by Stephen King

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'd ride with you, but I'm the Lord of the Fucking Darkness and you drive a Prius so…you know.”

— Vincent V. Cava

“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one wheel. Now I’m one unicycle away from the bicycle…

— Jarod Kintz

“stranger riding one of those paints and coming back over the same trail, neither of the men looking as though there’d been any trouble…

— Willard Wyman

“Free rides leave you stranded.”

— Jerome Morfaw

“Here on the road with nothing but darkness around me, I tell a stranger how terrible I am.”

— Victoria Aveyard

“On nights like this, when he rode out from the dark, silent house to the dark, deserted park, he could forget. He could be…

— Suzanne Enoch

“There is no great Dark Man !!!”

— Quentin Crisp

“Enjoy the ride because sometimes that's all you have. Sometimes, on the other side there's nothing but a trash can a whole bunch of…

— C.M. Stunich

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy a bicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz