Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I could eat a unicorn and pick my teeth with his horn! I'm absolutely famished.”

— Amy Harmon

“Unicorns are man-eating monsters. They don't have wings, they aren't lavender or sparkly, and you could never catch one to ride without its goring…

— Diana Peterfreund

“Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and…

— Jonathan Maberry

“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache.
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— Jarod Kintz

“The hero. The unicorn that turned out to be just a horse with a deformity on its head.”

— Katee Robert

“A unicorn is a big horse that comes to a point, really”

— Terry Pratchett

“it's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams”

— John Dorian- scrubs

I want to ride a unicorn.

— Jonathan Scott

“I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair, whisper in…

— C. JoyBell C

“it is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn”

— J.K. Rowling

“Beware the dark stranger! He rides a unicycle!”

— Stephen King