Money Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one wheel. Now I’m one unicycle away from the bicycle…

— Jarod Kintz

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Marriage is a bike, not a unicycle”

— Shon Hyneman

“A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won't go anywhere until you change it.”

— Winston Brown

“A tire swing?”

— Jaci Burton

“A Dilemma with a flat tire was a reminder that no matter how splendid and shiny the world might be, it could be spoiled…

— Lemony Snicket

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a treadmill. Walk on me and leave me…

— Jarod Kintz

“The message of the bicycle: Simplicity is a blessing!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my career works out, because it feels like I'm just spinning…

— Jarod Kintz

I can do a Wheelie on a UniCycle.

— Jeremey Berry

“I’m hoping my routine will break me out of my rut. If I keep spinning my wheels, I’m bound to become a bicycling champion.”

— Jarod Kintz