Answers Quote by Oliviero Toscani

The way I spend this money you would think I had an ex-wife.

— Mac Miller

I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation.

— Mel Gibson

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.”

— Mark Watson

“Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife.”

— Janet Mullany

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Wife: a former sweetheart.

— H. L. Mencken

I knew at once that Carolyne, my wife, was different to the other women I had known. She understood me for what I am…

— Nigel Benn

She viewed us as being married. There were times in order to avoid confusion that she would present me as, 'My husband, Rob,' but…

— Robert Wolders

My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her.

— Jay McInerney

My former wife is a truly wonderful person.

— Burt Lancaster

“Fifty bucks says you’ll be thanking me for this when you meet your future wife.” “That’s an easy bet,” I said. I couldn’t imagine…

— Jamie McGuire