Humorous Quote by Janet Mullany Download Open image ““Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife.”” — Janet Mullany ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Marriage
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