Humourous-situations Quote by Janet Mullany

“Don’t you know you’re beautiful?” Fanny picked up one of my hands as casually as she would a teacup. “Look at this, look at…

— Susan Power

“Yes, I enjoy the occasional bulge, but this bulge was verging on concealed weapon status. If he continues to run around in these spandex…

— L.H. Cosway

“My, my, what is the world coming to that women should have feet? Even large ones”

— Rachel Heffington

“My first glance is always at a woman's sleeve. In a man it is perhaps better first to take the knee of the trouser.”

— Anonymous

“Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.”

— L H, Beth

“I don’t date men who use their fists, Mr. Gallo.” “My hands have many other uses that you’d quite enjoy.”

— Chelle Bliss

“He had big hands, strong hands. My entire hand had fit easily in his palm, his fingers easily closing around mine.”

— Jasinda Wilder

“My hand smells really good these days. Wanna sniff it?”

— Shuzo Oshimi

“You have bigger balls than some men I know.”

— Carolyn Arnold

“Miz Ellen, what do you carry in that handbag of yours that has enough wallop to knock down a full-grown man? - Dan Landry”

— Barbara Falkenrath

“I do have rough, manly, and mannish, man hands. So glad you noticed.”

— Anne Eliot

“What did I expect, that you would wrap my rib cage with those enormous hands in which horses must be measured, lifting me overhead…

— Lionel Shriver