Ex wife Quote by Dee Burks Download Open image ““She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea.”” — Dee Burks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ex wife Humor
“He's not a parasite if she needs him, too, and if she gives what he will not take. (One day soon, she will learn… — N.K. Jemisin Copy Share Image
“There’s no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“She was like a disease that came along every few years, contaminating everyone in her path.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“She's like an opiate, or maybe more like a poison, whatever it is, it's running through my veins, and I'm unable to shy away… — Erica Marselas Copy Share Image
“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“He shuts up just one time after nearly a month of the verbal diarrhea.” — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“Day one of school and he was already improving life for his host. What a great parasite he was.” — Charleigh Frederick Copy Share Image
“I don’t tell him about how I have to leave my family organism, break out firmly and finally. I don’t tell him that I’m… — Hannah Moskowitz Copy Share Image
“I loved you before you took your first breath and will continue until I take my last.” — Dee Burks Copy Share Image
“So let me get this straight,” she made finger quotes in the air, “Doctor Jeffery Scott is looking for a butt ugly woman with… — Dee Burks Copy Share Image
There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
“This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle…It’s completely elegant, bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I… — Justin Hammer Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck,… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
My father's very public life as Famous Amos was the opposite of that of his ex-wife, my mother Shirley, who was fighting a very… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
“His ex-wife dumped him and the kids." Sophia's gaze lifted from the wine she held, met his. "Dumped?" "Yeah, decided there was a big… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic… — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is as high… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives. — Jake LaMotta Copy Share Image
“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if you’re trying to measure the love… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
Hurricane Sandy is a lot like my ex-wife, wet and loud when she comes and when she leaves she'll take the house and car… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
