Beautiful-bastard Quote by Christina Lauren Download Open image ““There’s no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.”” — Christina Lauren ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beautiful-bastard Christina-lauren
“She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea.” — Dee Burks Copy Share Image
“He shuts up just one time after nearly a month of the verbal diarrhea.” — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“When you two get the java jitters so bad that you can’t make it to the restroom fast enough for the diarrhea explosion, don’t… — M.F. Hopkins Copy Share Image
“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!” — Jim Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“I set my glass down and met his eyes, feeling an overwhelming surge of affection for this man. "That ... makes sense," I said,… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“But this...writing about how it feels to listen to music, to have found him--it almost feels like I'm writing a description of how my organs work… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Bennett was here. And he looked terrible. He'd lost weight, and although he was neatly dressed and clean-shaven, his clothes hung all wrong on… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“(...) loving someone isn't enough, that you must wait until you find your heart.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“He shakes his head, and I think this moment, right here, is when it really hits me that Sebastian's identity isn't queer. It's not… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“ Mmpf . You’re so heavy. Do you have bricks in your pocket? Get off me.” “But you’re so warm,” he whines. “And soft.… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“One month flies by when you're falling love with the woman you're using for sex. Two is an eternity when the woman you love… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“I’ve never seen him arrive or leave, because I always walk past him, drop a dollar bill in his case, and keep moving. Then,… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“He nodded again and I was tempted to tell him the rule of silence: sometimes an awkward silence is actually far less awkward than… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“You obviously don;t understand a thing about men. Or, more specifically, this man." "I don't?" "No, I'm not scared of periods, and you could… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Mike Hawk!” Bennett practically yelled at me, dropping his hand. His eyes were red from laughing. “How am I supposed to keep it together… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“You’ve made that clear. But why do you assume I’ve done something wrong? Have I ever lied to you, or kept anything from you?… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“I knew everything happened for a reason. I just wished the reason would hurry up and make itself known.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“For some reason, the two of us arguing was like some sick form of foreplay.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“I was thinking, 'Highly fuckable intern, twelve o'clock. Disengage, soldier. I repeat, disengage” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“What does ‘I love you’ even mean? It’s weird how different three words can feel. I mean, I’ve said it before but it’s never… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
