Quote by M.F. Hopkins

“There’s no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.”

— Christina Lauren

“Shit happens. Sometimes diarrhea happens.”

— Kallypso Masters

“He shuts up just one time after nearly a month of the verbal diarrhea.”

— Rick Yancey

“This verbal diarrhea was idiotic.”

— Johnny B. Truant

“She could eat a salad without worrying about diarrhea.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“I'll let you in on a secret. I don't drink coffee." I genuinely gasped in horror. "The devil you say. Java is the nectar…

— Charlie Cochet

“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case…

— Rachel Renée Russell

“When I write my book I'm going to tell people that if they happen to forget their wide-mouth jar, they should pee far enough…

— Susan Juby

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“I have always been a slow eater. I give each mouthful the attention it deserves. Chew each mouthful 30 times, they say, and you'll…

— Toni Jordan

“Would you be opposed to a quickie in the bathroom before our food arrives?” “I would feel selfish.  I wish to thank you properly…

— Shayne McClendon