Humorous-quotes Quote by Martyn V. Halm

“There’s no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.”

— Christina Lauren

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“What’s life without risks?”

— Jennifer Britt

“I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.”

— Jon S. Lewis

“I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn’t want to eat it so badly.” “The tragedy of true…

— Cora Carmack

“If you don't take risks, you don't really live.”

— Anonymous

“She could eat a salad without worrying about diarrhea.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“Life is nothin but poop, so eat lots of beans.... And prunes”

— Anonymous

“Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after you’ve had diarrhea                                                                           Author – Unknown”

— Bianca Ku

“Too much of something delicious becomes something poisonous.”

— Anne Heltzel

“Life is full of risks. It is matter to take risks than doing nothing. Dare to take risks in life.”

— Lailah GiftyAkita

“No food will ever hurt you as much as an unhealthy mind.”

— Brittany Burgunder