Humorous-quotes Quote by Martyn V. Halm Download Open image ““Common sense is only irritating in other people”” — Martyn V. Halm ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotes
“Common sense is no longer common. Sad that no-sense, is more common.” — Dr. Jacinta Mpalyenkana, Ph.D, MBA Copy Share Image
“The problem with common sense is that it makes too much sense!” — Charles F Glassman Copy Share Image
“What is common sense to one, is not always so common to another.” — Stephan Labossiere Copy Share Image
“Remember, the most common thing about common sense is how uncommon it is.” — Jason Jennings Copy Share Image
“If you want to treat your book as a child, the finished book should be an adult, capable to stand on its own legs… — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“I don’t like to walk around with trophies though, so the price goes up if the client wants something to gloat over.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“You can’t understand my work if you lack the moral deficiency to kill indiscriminately.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?” — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.” — Heather McVea Copy Share Image
“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
