“I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said, I've got a lovely flat... A fucking flat she interrupted, I've got a three bedroom house with a garden and a garage. Carry on loser. Like I was saying I smiled, I've got a lovely, flat stomached, sexy blonde who shares my lottery winnings with me to get back to, so I haven't got time to catch up with you, you fat cunt.”
