Derp Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I am not hungry, but I am bored there for, I shall eat,” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Derp
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, I got nothing man. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for one day just to see how it is to hang out with me. :3 — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Me: okay it's 7am. Me: I should get up. Me:Just Five seconds. Me:Five Hours. Me: Five days. Me: Five years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I went for an eye test this morning. The optician said to me, You definitely need glasses, mate. How can you tell without even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no distraction to hide what is real.... I could pull the steering wheel. — Twenty One Pilots Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said, I've got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moments when you find a song that you've been trying to find for a really long time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
“The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge is unknown,… — Medic Copy Share Image
