Derp Quote by Anonymous

“Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.”

— Jarod Kintz

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

— Anonymous

To write I have to wake up at 5 A.M.

— Rachel Sennott

Even five minutes of your time can make someone’s day,

— Melina Marchetta

I have been five minutes too late all my life-time!

— Hannah Cowley

“I am trying to bend the laws of time so I can get here five minutes earlier”

— Cath Crowley

Five minutes are enough to dream a whole life, that is how relative time is.

— Mario Benedetti

“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal, because my watch is five minutes fast.…

— Jarod Kintz

“If my doctor told me I only had five minutes to live, I’d probably change all the clocks in my house, because they’re all…

— Jarod Kintz

“Five minutes of a lifetime”

— Stephen Chbosky

There are 43,000 minutes in a month - can't you give me five?

— Clifford Odets

“The difference between rising at five and seven o’clock in the morning, for forty years, supposing a man to go to bed at the…

— S.J. Scott