Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal, because my watch is five minutes fast.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It feels like it feels like it's been five minutes, but it hasn't been five minutes yet.” — Heather Hall Copy Share Image
“I am running a bit late. But all right, if I’m going to be late, I should be at least thirty minutes late. There’s… — Max Frei Copy Share Image
“That's the funny thing about old people: they never seem in a hurry. I think old people have figured out that being five minutes… — Shannon Wiersbitzky Copy Share Image
“I am trying to bend the laws of time so I can get here five minutes earlier” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“When digital watches were invented years later they reminded me of five-minute checks. They murdered time in the same way -slowly- chopping off pieces… — Susanna Kaysen Copy Share Image
“Time passed again. I don't know how long. I had no watch. They don't make that kind of time in watches anyway.” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“…when people are waiting, they are bad judges of time, and every half minute seems like five.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
