Another man Quote by Emo Philips

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

— Emo Philips

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

— Emo Philips

Before I got married, I had a girlfriend who ran off in the middle of our relationship with a millionaire. She called from the…

— Leo Sayer

I took the wife out last night; one punch!

— Jim Davidson

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

— Lenny Bruce

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made.

— Miguel de Cervantes

My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Get your bloody hands off my wife!”

— Jeaniene Frost

Sometimes I stand there going, 'I'm not doing any of this right!' And then I get this big man belch out of her, and…

— Christina Applegate

I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said, I've got…

— Anonymous

I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the fuck up.

— Robert Schimmel

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So…

— Henny Youngman