Another man Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Another man Carpet Games Men One man Pet Twister
“This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same First we're both down to play and somehow you go astray” — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man seems to judge a man's moral standards by his… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
A man walking around with an unlit cigar in his mouth is the human equivalent of a dog proudly running around the house with… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
The deeper the carpet you're called upon, the deeper the trouble you're in. — Jim Kenworthy Copy Share Image
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Next came the Patent laws. These began in England in 1624; and, in this country, with the adoption of our constitution. Before then [these?],… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
One day I woke up and Juventus wanted me, another Manchester United and what I know is that there were approaches made. But an… — Raul Jimenez Copy Share Image
“He often remembered his dad's admonition that envy was mental theft. If you coveted another man's possessions, Dad said, then you should be willing… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“One theory on cannibals, of course, is that they eat parts of their slain enemies to benefit from that person's greatest assets - their… — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
I admire machinery as much is any man, and am as thankful to it as any man can be for what it does for… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“If you aren't in love, Willow Vaughn, then my name isn't Miriam Brigham." Willow started out of her daydreaming and glanced up from the… — Charlotte McPherren Copy Share Image
“Hell, I bet there's another man right now on the other side of this planet, standing in the pouring rain, fighting desperately for the… — EL Montes Copy Share Image
The perception of what we as professors provide has changed. Constant and demanding e-mails are just another manifestation of what our society has become. — Dan Payne Copy Share Image
Fighting, to me, seems barbaric. I don't really like it. I enjoy out-thinking another man and out-maneuvering him, but I still don't like to… — Sugar Ray Robinson Copy Share Image
