Alright Quote by Jimmy Carr Download Open image “My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."” — Jimmy Carr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alright Alright Fatty Comedy Fatty Funny Girlfriend Girlfriend Said Humor My girlfriend Said Tease Tease Said Wanted Wanted Tease
I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went,… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
If a girl asks you if she's fat, you either say no or absolutely not. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“It’s not a promise, it’s a guarantee. So you, my beautiful girlfriend, better rest up. You’re crazy if you think you can tease me… — M.C. Roman Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said, I've got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm fat," she blurted out. "You are not fat. You're the most beautiful, voluptuous woman I know." His eyes moved down her body, deliberately,… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened? — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“I'm fine," said Pilar, "for the moment. And the moment is the only time we can be fine in.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Alright, all right," I said. "What if I tell you a story, instead?" Highlanders loved stories, and Jamie was no exception. "Oh, aye, "… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I wasn't a bad kid. My dad left when I was young, so I didn't have much discipline, not that I'm making excuses. I… — Danny Dyer Copy Share Image
If you're white, you're alright. If you're brown, stick around. but if you're black, oh baby. Get back, Get back, Get back. — Huddie William Ledbetter Copy Share Image
Already we'll all float on. Now don't you worry, we'll all float on. Alright, don't worry even if things end up a bit too… — Modest Mouse Copy Share Image
They showed each other that it was alright for their hearts to come out and play; that it was alright to feel close to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything's going to be fine. She'll be back at work soon. Let's just keep the house clean." Oh yeah, I want to say, because… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
