If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes! — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
