Cute Quote by Jason Segel

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

— Jimmy Carr

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip,…

— Joe Tex

“Echo bent over the table to make her second shot. Her beautiful breasts were right there for me to see, but i wanted to…

— Katie McGarry

She pouted her lips like a gun in my face.

— Chinua Achebe

She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she laughed I wanted her again. A minute later she…

— Albert Camus

She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away . . . So I choked her.

— Arthur Shawcross

I was on a date, and we were sitting at dinner. I tried to put my arm around her; I was doing the yarn…

— Josh Hutcherson

I grabbed her ankle and kissed it, and when I looked up I saw her chin and her eyelashes as she threw back her…

— Anne Rice

When the dentist told me to open my mouth and get closer her head I'm pretty sure she wanted to kiss me, because I…

— RK26

“Her neon yellow t-shirt said Suck It Up, Buttercup. It was baggy, but she wasn’t wearing a bra. This long-legged bitch tempts me.”

— Roni O'Connell

She says she wanna take her skirt off. Be my guest! I decided to take my shirt off and show my chest!

— Usher

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr