Ex wife Quote by Richard Pryor

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.

— Art Buchwald

My second wife, the mother of one of my sons, died of murder. I was not with her, but I could have saved her.…

— Alejandro Jodorowsky

I believe the question now is: who murdered my mother?

— Sam Sheppard

I began to feel that all the people I'd ever known who had died or left me had not in fact gone away, but…

— Arthur Golden

I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard part of…

— Spencer Abraham

Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.

— Albert Camus

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

— Norm MacDonald

“The bodies of two murdered women have been found this week. For the record, I didn't kill either of them.”

— Val McDermid

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

— Joan Rivers

I'd worked for the 'Dallas Times Herald' for ten years, and its death was a kick in the gut the like of which I…

— Molly Ivins

I'm fairly certain when I die that the obituary will say, 'Author of 'Angels in America' dies.' Unless I'm completely forgotten, and then it…

— Tony Kushner

The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper.

— Geraldine Ferraro