Funny Quote by Shubham Joshi

“If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.”

— Jarod Kintz

Wall Street sharks will go where they smell the blood, and you cannot change that.

— Daniel Lubetzky

I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's sense of smell is so keen…

— George Grey

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

— Rob Schneider

What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken.

— Judd Hirsch

“What does this tell us about sharks? Should women be worried? Hard to say. How crazy are sharks for seal meat? Do dead groupers…

— Mary Roach

“Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling…

— Janette Rallison

“Why do I get the feeling that to say "fancy meeting you here" would hardly be apt? Sharks can smell blood from miles away,…

— Amanda Browning

I've always been freaked out in deep open water if there's a potential of sharks around.

— Theo James

The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.

— Lil Wayne

When you see a guy go down, you smell blood in the water.

— Anthony Famiglietti

“I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”

— Scott Lynch