Right now Quote by Jarod Kintz

If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now

— Shubham Joshi

“I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”

— Scott Lynch

“Sometimes you can get a shark to eat itself if you fill the water with enough blood.”

— Shane Kuhn

“Why do I get the feeling that to say "fancy meeting you here" would hardly be apt? Sharks can smell blood from miles away,…

— Amanda Browning

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup,…

— Jarod Kintz

Wall Street sharks will go where they smell the blood, and you cannot change that.

— Daniel Lubetzky

“Lee leaned closer to her and swore he could smell fear coming off her in waves, the way a shark smells blood in the…

— Pamela K. Kinney Southern Haunts Devils in the Darkness

“I would wash my clothes in the aquarium, but there’s a shark in the tank, and a bloodstain on my shirt.”

— Jarod Kintz

I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's sense of smell is so keen…

— George Grey

“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“What does this tell us about sharks? Should women be worried? Hard to say. How crazy are sharks for seal meat? Do dead groupers…

— Mary Roach

“I'd rather get eaten by an epileptic shark.”

— Lilith Saintcrow