Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I went to a nude beach. No naked people were around, but there was plenty of exposed flesh in the teeth of the sharks.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Sometimes you can get a shark to eat itself if you fill the water with enough blood.”

— Shane Kuhn

“Uh-oh, big boy. Your blood is in the water and the sharks are circling. Must be feeding time."--Mea Brin, The Huntress”

— Michelle O'Leary

“In calm waters you still find sharks.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“He'd heard there were sharks in these waters, but he knew they wouldn't touch him. He was a monster now, too.”

— Leigh Bardugo

“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt…

— Chelsea M. Campbell

“Life is good but sometimes you have to swim through frigid shark-infested waters with weights chained to your waist to get there.”

— George Moser Nine Lives

“I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because my bathtub is much too shallow.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Lee leaned closer to her and swore he could smell fear coming off her in waves, the way a shark smells blood in the…

— Pamela K. Kinney Southern Haunts Devils in the Darkness