Funny but true Quote by Anonymous

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

— Jerry Seinfeld

Things that happen every day are, frankly, what we in the news business aren't good at covering because there is no one day in…

— Nicholas Kristof

Well, the news is mostly about things that go wrong, right? It's about sensationalist incidents that happened today, instead of things that happen every…

— Rutger Bregman

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium.

— Trevor Noah

News in general doesn't matter most of the time, and most people would be far better off if they spent their time consuming less…

— Evan Williams

Everybody keeps saying what a lucky coincidence that 'Newsies' is happening when it is, with things like Occupy Wall Street.

— Andrew Keenan-Bolger

News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens.

— Charles Bukowski

A lot of news is just entertainment masquerading as news.

— Nate Silver

There's the world of the newspapers. They believe that what is happening is happening, which is so naïve. Because they're the first to turn…

— James Purdy

It's important to make a distinction between the news and journalism. The news is about recent, incidental and sensational events. It's mostly about exceptions.

— Rutger Bregman

There's always enough to fill up the headlines in a newspaper, the evening news broadcasts. I'm always grateful when I get the weekly news…

— Jimmy Carter